Sitemap - 2019 - Welcome to Hell World

You would immediately crash to earth if you tried to use it

Having too many things they spend their hours and money on the couch searching for a soul

Government agents will continue to do as much harm as courts permit them to do

It looked like a battlefield for horses he said

It looked like a battlefield for horses he said

They will literally just incinerate it or send it to the dumpster

The Best of Hell World 2019 Part One lol

A really nice water color of an alligator

Go Viral Or Die Trying

I was rigid in the chair crying from both fear and shame

I thought no one is going to believe me I have to somehow document this

This country is unequal still

This country is unequal still

His body lay there nearly two hours before a co-worker noticed the pool of blood

A lot of us are constantly teetering on the brink of some deep, deep unhappiness

It was as if our entire town were an alley between tall buildings

As if they are men and not just souls on crutches of bone

The benefit of the doubt should go to the guys pulling the trigger

We chose not to continue to eat shit

We chose not to continue to eat shit

Nothing moved except the eyes which were enormous the pupils shiny black and dumb

If you don’t think you can keep your feelings in check then I invite you to leave at this time

It’s this giant amalgamation of every problem in America

Forty dead some of them horses

You start to forget how feeling bad felt

Hopping the cemetery fence with a champagne bottle

We might as well have never crawled from the swamps

It seemed absurd we would have a shrine to nuclear weapons

It’s as easy as waking up in the morning and telling yourself you’re a good person

They’re a faceless organization that will take you to collections if you don’t pay your bill

It makes the pain go away until tomorrow

The terms of the trap are compounded

The nicest guy at the racism store

Better to be consumed in the nuclear blast than to live rummaging among the ruins

Q’importe où vous buvez, le lieu sera toujours le mȇme

The collusion of the economic cartel of the NCAA

This is just a taste of jail

They’re the ones who do the scripting

Me acuerdo de la primera vez que tuve miedo

I was hoping that I could have some dignity in my life

I actually married him because I was terrified of losing healthcare

How has Hell World come for you thus far?

I told him we have no guns and our son is sick

They deserve the presumption of childhood

You’re never certain of the ways of the heart of man

They illegally cheated many struggling borrowers out of their rights to lower repayments

Who do you think is doing the shooting?

How's the book so far buddy?

This is the most ghoulish cynical capitalistic nightmare

Well it doesn’t really end there it goes on forever

We recognize that theft is morally wrong

This is a choice you don't have to do this

I get very nervous when something bad happens

Like a symmetrical echo of pain

They still have time to reverse on everything they stand for and relinquish their plunder

I could be the worst person in the world

Given the choice between modernity and barbarism

There is a silent epidemic of trauma being perpetrated

I'm begging you do not help me

I have seen all the things that are done under the sun

Yes, I said, but always as a tree way up ahead

America decided the death of children was bearable before America became America

Heads gonna roll baby

Maybe Pelosi watches Rocky or Friday Night Lights or whatever and then at the end when they lose she says See?

Maybe Pelosi watches Rocky or Friday Night Lights or whatever and then at the end when they lose she says See?

Why freelance writers are a fucking pain in the ass with broken brains

Memorials are not for the dead they are for the living

The president is a racist piece of shit

All night long they’re saying immigrants are coming to replace you

Anytime Alaskans are coming together with a common cause I think it’s a great day

It’s like living in a still life painting; that’s not living, it is existing

It’s like living in a still life painting; that’s not living, it is existing

If you ever took a deep breath you would choke

He has created original and distinctive works of unparalleled beauty

Memory is, achingly, the only relation we can have with the dead

Keep Kirstjen Nielsen unemployed and eating Grubhub over her kitchen sink

You can’t be sanitary or safe as a human being if you can’t sleep

He was trying to make sure he didn’t get shot

This is ridiculous. This is about a hot dog

If giving water to someone dying of thirst is illegal what humanity is left in the law of this country

If giving water to someone dying of thirst is illegal what humanity is left in the law of this country

My mom looked at me and my brother and was like 'Who are you?'

Pride started as a riot so I feel like I want to riot right now

What's up buddy

They weren’t boys after all they were animals

They sometimes perform basic acts of human kindness

I was depressed and I wanted to feel more depressed so I went to Cheers

They reached out to Navient and were told lies by Navient

He wanted to get the blood flowing so to speak

They're only offering my job back to get the press off their backs

It feels like a time that Kurt Vonnegut would not like to be witnessing

Something is eating my brain he said

If I had more to give I would give him more

To be a man is to be capable of terrible violence

Either join us or grow other potatoes

Should You Start a Newsletter? Maybe buddy

My 4-year-old daughter was shot in the head and she has a bullet in her brain

My 4-year-old daughter was shot in the head and she has a bullet in her brain

This nation shouldn't exist

This nation shouldn't exist

He wanted to get the blood flowing so to speak

I feel betrayed for the work he has done

This is disgusting what they’re doing to us

As long as they’re fighting there is no amount of money we cannot spend on the fighting

I was sad to be born, he tells me, because it means I will die

We’ve already established that now we’re just haggling over the price

I hate what they’ve done to almost everyone in my family

I hate what they’ve done to almost everyone in my family

He stayed there for a few hours dead on the Target floor

They couldn't report it to the police because it was the police

When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose

Extending the area of freedom

Extending the area of freedom

It's about punishing them for being poor

Decedent was inside the trench when the earth collapsed

They say if we’re fatter we can accept more pollutants

It’s my final hour stuff in that bag and that is my right

So that nothing is wasted in nature

Consider the universal cannibalism of the sea

It's going to be a long recovery

Charging people to get their own money

Charging people to get their own money

We pretend we don’t see each other

That is so much worse than you were probably already imagining right?

That is so much worse than you were probably already imagining right?

The greatest man who ever lived died via the death penalty for you and me

Don’t be sad it’s over, be proud it taught us so much

This is your fault and we are under no obligation to inform you of anything

This is your fault and we are under no obligation to inform you of anything

Misery is a thin blanket but it’s better than being completely exposed

These are not places where you would see flowers growing

These are not places where you would see flowers growing

For a select few there are no consequences

I made some very, very bad decisions

If they’re black just shoot them

If they’re black just shoot them

We have to hammer on the abusers in every way possible

We have to hammer on the abusers in every way possible

The Extremely Cursed Boat Flip Turd Guy Explains Himself

I can't wrap my head around the fact that I won't see him again in this life

The wind sometimes feels in error

The wind sometimes feels in error

There were a few people that didn’t support me but they kept it hidden

There were a few people that didn’t support me but they kept it hidden

There really is a beauty in the desolation of that

It’s a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his own bootstraps

It’s been hard because a lot of people are scared to unionize

It’s been hard because a lot of people are scared to unionize

If we didn't need assistance we wouldn't be living here

He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting

Not to be too cliché but life can still be beautiful

The goal is to keep you trapped here forever until they can bleed you dry

The goal is to keep you trapped here forever until they can bleed you dry

The SWAT team came to save him from himself