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You would immediately crash to earth if you tried to use it
Having too many things they spend their hours and money on the couch searching for a soul
Government agents will continue to do as much harm as courts permit them to do
It looked like a battlefield for horses he said
It looked like a battlefield for horses he said
They will literally just incinerate it or send it to the dumpster
The Best of Hell World 2019 Part One lol
A really nice water color of an alligator
I was rigid in the chair crying from both fear and shame
I thought no one is going to believe me I have to somehow document this
His body lay there nearly two hours before a co-worker noticed the pool of blood
A lot of us are constantly teetering on the brink of some deep, deep unhappiness
It was as if our entire town were an alley between tall buildings
As if they are men and not just souls on crutches of bone
The benefit of the doubt should go to the guys pulling the trigger
We chose not to continue to eat shit
We chose not to continue to eat shit
Nothing moved except the eyes which were enormous the pupils shiny black and dumb
If you don’t think you can keep your feelings in check then I invite you to leave at this time
It’s this giant amalgamation of every problem in America
Forty dead some of them horses
You start to forget how feeling bad felt
Hopping the cemetery fence with a champagne bottle
We might as well have never crawled from the swamps
It seemed absurd we would have a shrine to nuclear weapons
It’s as easy as waking up in the morning and telling yourself you’re a good person
They’re a faceless organization that will take you to collections if you don’t pay your bill
It makes the pain go away until tomorrow
The terms of the trap are compounded
The nicest guy at the racism store
Better to be consumed in the nuclear blast than to live rummaging among the ruins
Q’importe où vous buvez, le lieu sera toujours le mȇme
The collusion of the economic cartel of the NCAA
They’re the ones who do the scripting
Me acuerdo de la primera vez que tuve miedo
I was hoping that I could have some dignity in my life
I actually married him because I was terrified of losing healthcare
How has Hell World come for you thus far?
I told him we have no guns and our son is sick
They deserve the presumption of childhood
You’re never certain of the ways of the heart of man
They illegally cheated many struggling borrowers out of their rights to lower repayments
Who do you think is doing the shooting?
This is the most ghoulish cynical capitalistic nightmare
Well it doesn’t really end there it goes on forever
We recognize that theft is morally wrong
This is a choice you don't have to do this
I get very nervous when something bad happens
Like a symmetrical echo of pain
They still have time to reverse on everything they stand for and relinquish their plunder
I could be the worst person in the world
Given the choice between modernity and barbarism
There is a silent epidemic of trauma being perpetrated
I'm begging you do not help me
I have seen all the things that are done under the sun
Yes, I said, but always as a tree way up ahead
America decided the death of children was bearable before America became America
Why freelance writers are a fucking pain in the ass with broken brains
Memorials are not for the dead they are for the living
The president is a racist piece of shit
All night long they’re saying immigrants are coming to replace you
Anytime Alaskans are coming together with a common cause I think it’s a great day
It’s like living in a still life painting; that’s not living, it is existing
It’s like living in a still life painting; that’s not living, it is existing
If you ever took a deep breath you would choke
He has created original and distinctive works of unparalleled beauty
Memory is, achingly, the only relation we can have with the dead
Keep Kirstjen Nielsen unemployed and eating Grubhub over her kitchen sink
You can’t be sanitary or safe as a human being if you can’t sleep
He was trying to make sure he didn’t get shot
This is ridiculous. This is about a hot dog
My mom looked at me and my brother and was like 'Who are you?'
Pride started as a riot so I feel like I want to riot right now
They weren’t boys after all they were animals
They sometimes perform basic acts of human kindness
I was depressed and I wanted to feel more depressed so I went to Cheers
They reached out to Navient and were told lies by Navient
He wanted to get the blood flowing so to speak
They're only offering my job back to get the press off their backs
It feels like a time that Kurt Vonnegut would not like to be witnessing
Something is eating my brain he said
If I had more to give I would give him more
To be a man is to be capable of terrible violence
Either join us or grow other potatoes
Should You Start a Newsletter? Maybe buddy
My 4-year-old daughter was shot in the head and she has a bullet in her brain
My 4-year-old daughter was shot in the head and she has a bullet in her brain
He wanted to get the blood flowing so to speak
I feel betrayed for the work he has done
This is disgusting what they’re doing to us
As long as they’re fighting there is no amount of money we cannot spend on the fighting
I was sad to be born, he tells me, because it means I will die
We’ve already established that now we’re just haggling over the price
I hate what they’ve done to almost everyone in my family
I hate what they’ve done to almost everyone in my family
He stayed there for a few hours dead on the Target floor
They couldn't report it to the police because it was the police
When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose
It's about punishing them for being poor
Decedent was inside the trench when the earth collapsed
They say if we’re fatter we can accept more pollutants
It’s my final hour stuff in that bag and that is my right
So that nothing is wasted in nature
Consider the universal cannibalism of the sea
It's going to be a long recovery
Charging people to get their own money
Charging people to get their own money
We pretend we don’t see each other
That is so much worse than you were probably already imagining right?
That is so much worse than you were probably already imagining right?
The greatest man who ever lived died via the death penalty for you and me
Don’t be sad it’s over, be proud it taught us so much
This is your fault and we are under no obligation to inform you of anything
This is your fault and we are under no obligation to inform you of anything
Misery is a thin blanket but it’s better than being completely exposed
These are not places where you would see flowers growing
These are not places where you would see flowers growing
For a select few there are no consequences
I made some very, very bad decisions
If they’re black just shoot them
If they’re black just shoot them
We have to hammer on the abusers in every way possible
We have to hammer on the abusers in every way possible
The Extremely Cursed Boat Flip Turd Guy Explains Himself
I can't wrap my head around the fact that I won't see him again in this life
The wind sometimes feels in error
The wind sometimes feels in error
There were a few people that didn’t support me but they kept it hidden
There were a few people that didn’t support me but they kept it hidden
There really is a beauty in the desolation of that
It’s a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his own bootstraps
It’s been hard because a lot of people are scared to unionize
It’s been hard because a lot of people are scared to unionize
If we didn't need assistance we wouldn't be living here
He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting
Not to be too cliché but life can still be beautiful
The goal is to keep you trapped here forever until they can bleed you dry
The goal is to keep you trapped here forever until they can bleed you dry