The president is a racist piece of shit

All night long they’re saying immigrants are coming to replace you

Anytime Alaskans are coming together with a common cause I think it’s a great day

It’s like living in a still life painting; that’s not living, it is existing

If you ever took a deep breath you would choke

He has created original and distinctive works of unparalleled beauty

Memory is, achingly, the only relation we can have with the dead

Keep Kirstjen Nielsen unemployed and eating Grubhub over her kitchen sink

You can’t be sanitary or safe as a human being if you can’t sleep

He was trying to make sure he didn’t get shot

This is ridiculous. This is about a hot dog

If giving water to someone dying of thirst is illegal what humanity is left in the law of this country

My mom looked at me and my brother and was like 'Who are you?'

Pride started as a riot so I feel like I want to riot right now

What's up buddy

They weren’t boys after all they were animals

HEARTWARMING: Specific person suffers somewhat less than others however briefly

I was depressed and I wanted to feel more depressed so I went to Cheers

They reached out to Navient and were told lies by Navient

He wanted to get the blood flowing so to speak


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