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When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose

Extending the area of freedom

It's about punishing them for being poor

Decedent was inside the trench when the earth collapsed

They say if we’re fatter we can accept more pollutants

It’s my final hour stuff in that bag and that is my right

So that nothing is wasted in nature

Consider the universal cannibalism of the sea

It's going to be a long recovery

February

Charging people to get their own money

Charging people to get their own money

We pretend we don’t see each other

That is so much worse than you were probably already imagining right?

That is so much worse than you were probably already imagining right?

The greatest man who ever lived died via the death penalty for you and me

Don’t be sad it’s over, be proud it taught us so much

This is your fault and we are under no obligation to inform you of anything

This is your fault and we are under no obligation to inform you of anything

Misery is a thin blanket but it’s better than being completely exposed

These are not places where you would see flowers growing

These are not places where you would see flowers growing

For a select few there are no consequences

I made some very, very bad decisions

If they’re black just shoot them

If they’re black just shoot them

We have to hammer on the abusers in every way possible

We have to hammer on the abusers in every way possible

January

The Extremely Cursed Boat Flip Turd Guy Explains Himself

I can't wrap my head around the fact that I won't see him again in this life

The wind sometimes feels in error

The wind sometimes feels in error

There were a few people that didn’t support me but they kept it hidden

There were a few people that didn’t support me but they kept it hidden

There really is a beauty in the desolation of that

It’s a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his own bootstraps

It’s been hard because a lot of people are scared to unionize

It’s been hard because a lot of people are scared to unionize

If we didn't need assistance we wouldn't be living here

He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting

Not to be too cliché but life can still be beautiful

The goal is to keep you trapped here forever until they can bleed you dry

The SWAT team came to save him from himself

2018

December 2018

I feel like I'm lost he said. I don't fit in here at all.

You start to lose track of how many you’ve killed

In the water most of the differences go away

He wanted to teach me a lesson about how serious this stuff was

He wanted to teach me a lesson about how serious this stuff was

Americans are dying a lot younger than they should

YouTube comments are the last sincere space online

People tend to like it, she said. They like the pay.

People tend to like it, she said. They like the pay.

Some nights I can't go to sleep, so fearful am I that I will never wake up again

November 2018

The Man Who Bowled a Perfect Game on 9/11

The Man Who Bowled a Perfect Game on 9/11

I don’t want to go back to the hospital

She was everything the world is not

We’re not gonna do it man. We can’t. We quit

We’re not gonna do it man. We can’t. We quit

Whatever I get is what I deserve

I personally don’t give a shit

At the end of the night I wanted a body

You'll pay for this someday

This is not worth dying for

The smoke that he swallowed

Weekly dispatches from the pit of despair