Hopping the cemetery fence with a champagne bottle

I need the money I need to work

Our largest state is on fire again and although we do talk about this ongoing reality fairly regularly we also somehow don’t talk about it anywhere nearly enough (?) Imagine the biggest house in your town was always on fire and it burned all the time and it burned so often that you eventually accepted that there was a house down the street that was alwa…

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