Americans are dying a lot younger than they should

He needs to go to jail immediately because he is 100% going to kill someone

Here’s a funny lede on a story I just read:

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Dozens of chartered planes carrying celebrities, including former U.S. secretary of state Hillary Clinton, flew into a sleepy airport in western India for the lavish pre-wedding festivities for the daughter of India’s richest man.

Isha Ambani the daughter of Mukesh Ambani is getting marrie…