Welcome to Hell World

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I’ve been sleeping with a shovel under the bed
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I’ve been sleeping with a shovel under the bed

The day after that the police arrived

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Luke O'Neil
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I’ve been sleeping with a shovel under the bed. It wasn’t my first choice. I rifled through the shed out back selecting potential weapons one by one like a montage in a shitty zombie movie: the metal rake the rusty garden shears the weed wacker. The lawnmower seemed impractical. An important consideration when deciding which weapon to go to sleep with i…

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